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Re: the third panel… you probably think we’re making it up, but:
Updated: December 7, 2015 by gabby
The web site is…something
Just the thing for you and the baby in your future?
effortlessly roll your rich white baby over the homeless
That must be what they mean by “blazing a trail through the urban jungle”
I’m pretty sure the ad copy is meant to be taken seriously.
it’s important to know that at least one branch of this store is located about 40 feet from a busy scrapyard and also a waste-reclamation site and also the “river”/petrochemical waste dump in an industrial area so concentrated it is sure to be giving all the new-urban yuppie families that have colonized the area with luxury condos a variety of mystery tumors/autism — a truly randian wonderland
that entire website is so brave new world. “nope, no dystopia here! only style & fun!”
the stuff of my nightmares is their child-sized suv: http://galtbaby.com/galtbaby-toys/ride-on-and-outdoor-toys/henes-broon-t870.html
near the end of that promo video, it really looks like the kid in the suv cuts off a kid on a bicycle… play-based learning set to edm.
IT’S GOT A STEREO
and that’s not all!
there’s the 7″ android tablet: standard. it comes equipped with a bluetooth remote control, so parentals can drive with or without their progeny in it, or maybe, as the manufacturer’s website says, “to bring parents and children closer together.”
i can’t believe they’d allow a faux leather bucket seat, though.
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