Wanna read a few pages of Monsters?
Hey, maybe you’ve noticed the little line of text on the sidebar, but in case you were curious about what the deal is with this Monsters book, I made a clunky little preview for you to read. At the end it takes you to the page of my books. I’m pretty sure this is kind of annoying. Sorry, our development team is currently investigating the focus-group surveys. And roasting another whole chicken.
I think that “clunky little preview” link is broken, Gabby.
Right! Problem fixed. Staff fired. Chicken roasting. Thank you.