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All paths lead to awkward

Published on April 6, 2010 by gabby

Here are some of the keywords that have brought people to Gabby’s Playhouse via Google searches lately:

  • are they any girl cartoons named gabby?
  • “dartmouth kids” “new york”
  • “your tolerance for”
  • gabby gabble
  • gabby the really old person
  • infinite playhouse
  • massa day done mighy gabby
  • masturbating in a moving truck
  • naked messing around
  • night archer porn
  • pictures of a pull down lever papercutter
  • playhouse excitement – massager
  • really cheap playhouses but really good ones
  • robert liefeld poor composition
  • theo ellsworth art for sale
  • things that gabby would do
  • voyeur playhouse
  • what shouldn’t be published on the internet
  • why do i find amusement is gabby’s confusion?
  • young shitty schoolboys

not that highschool shit again

Would anyone flinch if I put up some Monsters originals for sale?

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Hapty do twenny ten

Published on January 1, 2010 by gabby

the affliction of courtesy

IT'S MAN TIME

IT'S MAN TIME

…Some more dumble-doodles. I’m gonna just keep putting these up here for fun, since the bridge hasn’t been too interesting anymore, since they set up the temp bridge and got it running, right in time for winter to pull its dark, icy blankie over our affairs. Thanks for stopping by the ol’ rotted oak hole! Seeya again the next time you pass through these dark and lonely woods…

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Wearing down US-91

Published on December 11, 2009 by gabby

Oh christ, look!

bridge-sign01
bridge-sign02

On a recent trip to the laundromat, the liquor store and Friendly’s, Caitlin & I were greeted with this boon announcement while nearing the bridgework spanning the Connecticut River — which loyal Gabby’s Playhouse readers will recognize as the same temporary bridge I have been obsessively documenting over recent weeks! But if you can stand a little heartbreak, here’s the thing: I probably won’t be there for the undoubtedly superawesome unveiling, as I’ve decided to come back down to The City for a week or two to choke down a few more liters of urbanity — and attend SantaCon, this reindeer-piss-fueled bacchanal that Liz Baillie has aggressively talked me into attending — you know New Yorkers and their fetish for mob violence. I am now heavily in the market for a bargain santa outfit with which to guard my identity while engaged in certain immature grog-inspired misdeeds abroad in Manhattan.

My return to White River Junction was brief and bittersweet — or maybe I mean coldwarm. As hard as I tried to will my birthday into nonexistence with liberal applications of self-pity and reclusiveness, some friends stubbornly insisted on displaying their affection for me anyway, either by phone or by dropping by the Red House for a few late-night drinks. There’s nothing quite like a drunken mass-voicemail from the neighborhood bar, asking where the hell you are, to bring a tender tear to one’s eye during a dark night of mortality contemplation. God damn does that town make it hard to feel alone in the world sometimes.

Anyway, I was also visited on my birthday by a gorgeous dump of snowdrift — a meteorological phenomenon that has, over the past few years, become among my most favorite reasons for being alive. I got to revel in piles of it all day, shovel a tiny share of it, and, of course, take a few pictures of it too:

wreaths at the p&c
(click on picture to look at more pictures)

There was even a drunken late-night snowball war outside the Red House that night of a caliber that almost made me feel thankful for the privilege of living in the ass end of Vermont.

But the next morning, we were already loading up the car and chasing the fleeting sun back towards civilization — with a stop at Cracker Barrel along the way. Back in NYC, I’ll be spending the week wandering around the city and hatching out pending cat portrait requests. And I’ll have time to draw more, if you want one too — it turns out that they make highly appropriate holiday gifts.

I don’t suppose that I can complain too much these days. No sir.

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More of the usual wonder

Published on November 30, 2009 by gabby

beware: winter

A light mantle of snow is scheduled to descend tomorrow upon the ragged terrain of my frozen northern place of residence. Luckily, I’m getting on a train south at 11am! I’m going down to New York for a short bit, and will be there for the Brooklyn Comics and Graphics Festival this coming weekend, where I’ll be sitting at the Secret Acres table with plenty of copies of Monsters.

My god, how many of you can even endure this level of self-promotion? I mean, I know that’s what I’m supposed to do on my own website for my own book, but if I were completely honest here, I have to admit that when someone else on the internet is endlessly going on about their comic/book/band I’m just like, alright, I get it, can we talk about something else now??

Which is why I’m happy to have another BRIDGE UPDATE:

bridge walkway install

They’ve set to installing stays for what I can only assume is one of the pedestrian walkways on the bridge spanning the Connecticut River between Vermont and New Hampshire. This looks like the final step before the unveiling. I’m really horrified at the possibility that I might be out of town for the temporary bridge’s official opening — but at least there’s still the excitement of getting to watch the REAL bridge get rebuilt to look forward to.

Or, who knows, maybe I’ll just move back to New York for real. It’s a nasty, dirty acreage, but at least it’s a little warmer than Vermont — a detail that has been slowly climbing up the top-10 list on my favorite things about a city lately. See, the logarithm I’ve been working on works out to something like:

(1 year lived) + winter(latitude degrees above 40°) = actual years in physiological deteriation

As you can see, every degree in latitude above 40° takes an additional year off of your life. White River Junction is at approximately 43°. Do the math — I’m getting too old for this shit!

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More about Expozine and bridges

Published on November 17, 2009 by gabby

And here’s a fairly comprehensive video Salgood Sam made of Expozine 2009:

If you look real close you can see me and José in the background at 4:10. Just to prove that I’m not making all this up.

Also, since I am sitting on a backlog and I can’t resist posting just one, here’s one of my latest pictures of the progress they’re making on THE BRIDGE!

bridge - VT side
(Click it to see more on my flickr.)

It’s almost hooked up to the Vermont side. Thinking about all the delicious construction/demolition porn yet to come when they hook this thing up, divert the road, and start working on the new REAL bridge is almost more than I can bear. I’m turning into a bridge groupie.

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Another twit rides the bus

Published on November 4, 2009 by gabby

So, during a recent spell of cartoonist’s block — okay, boredom — okay, more of the usual crippling isolation in a culture-deficient backwater that closes down at 5pm and lacks basic diversions beyond internet access on weeknights — I gave in and started a Twitter account. @mrfaulty. Let the jeering commence!

It was a somber autumn day, this day. I was all prepared to go a-journeying through town, but then I pulled a neck muscle real bad doing chinups and instead spent the day feeling grumpy, unable to move my neck. In an attempt to buoy my mood I walked over to look at the bridge progress:

bridgework-02

click the pic to see it bigger on flickr. from there you can see more bridge pix too.

Afterwards I went to Hanover and tried working on my next graphic novel (while ignoring all my other pressing obligations, oy). Mostly though I just indulged in heaping doses of self-pity and misanthropy, then went home and took a huge ibuprofen-aided nap.

Which all isn’t to say it was a bad day. After all, I did get some produce, and a busload of soccer girls whistled at me while I ate a burrito. I just wish I had someone to massage my mangled neck.

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