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CAKE and idiots too

CAKE and idiots too

Reminder i will be at CAKE this weekend, at the Secret Acres table, with my new book Sick (and i should be getting a box of them too so i can mail some out to people). Also here’s some doodles i just found in an old sketchbook:
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surprise photodump

surprise photodump

by way of justifying the $7/month it costs to keep this website up, and by way of apology for not caring enough to update it regularly in a post-instagram world, and also by way of explaining my phone broke and so i can’t use instagram anymore (anyone got a spare android w/ an at&t provider...
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truck dreamz

********putting pedestrian concerns out into universe******** If anyone is selling a ’90s-era Ford Ranger or Mazda S-series pickup with 4 cylinders, manual transmission, a decent (or replaced) transmission & engine, not totally rusted out, under 200k miles, with a camper shell, for under $3k…. hmu Hint this is my big plan for changing my life...
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Suicide Forest (a movie)

Suicide Forest (a movie)

suicideforest-movie-mp2 from Gabby Schulz on Vimeo. I made this little movie as part of my reading at a local comics reading event called Zine Not Dead II, which happened a few months ago. It is a short rough experiment in making moving images which was fun and educational and oddly cheap/easy. Clearly i’m no Bruce...
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TCAF, Sick

TCAF, Sick

Since this is my Personal Website, it’s my duty to bore everyone by clogging your bandwidth with self-promotional posts like this one. Dear anyone scrolling slow enough to care: i am presently en route to the Toronto Comic Arts Festival, where i will be trapped all weekend, peddling my little song of self-hate, my juvenile...
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better living through spreadsheets

better living through spreadsheets

The above spreadsheet represents a pathologically rationalist approach to getting out of Chicago. I’ve scored each state on a scale of 0 (“worst”) to 9 (“best”) according to my life’s present greatest ambitions and fears: 1. environmental toxins (including but not limited to ionizing radiation, fracking wastes, and agricultural runoff) 2. cheap rent (a dying...
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The only thing i know (5 of 5)

The only thing i know (5 of 5)

The full “comic” can be read in one page now HERE First page here Second page here Third page here Fourth page here Well that is the end of that little story. The world won’t care but i hope you liked it.
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The only thing i know (4 of 5)

The only thing i know (4 of 5)

First page here Second page here Third page here
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The only thing i know (3 of 5)

The only thing i know (3 of 5)

First page here Second page here
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The only thing i know (2 of 5)

The only thing i know (2 of 5)

First page here
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The only thing i know (1 of 5)

The only thing i know (1 of 5)

The first page of a 5-page “comic” that will be appearing in a collection of diary comics entitled A Process of Drastically Reducing One’s Expectations, out this Fall. I’ll post the next pages M, W, F, & M. Spread out that content. Not sure why but that’s what i’m doing?
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status deplored

Y’all, i’m pretty deep into the instagram and not very into my website atm. But i just finished a five-page watercolored story about nature that, if i could get photoshop on my new laptop, i would have posted up here today. But i don’t and so i didn’t, and instead i’ll go to work and...
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