BLOG
a nation nukes my nucleotides -- or, my idea of fun

a nation nukes my nucleotides — or, my idea of fun

As anyone unfortunate enough to be trapped in a conversation with me for more than ten minutes can attest, my research of Nuclear Misadventure has become a major hobby. I believe the fashionable term is “passion project” — one that basically everyone i’ve ever met has passionately projected themselves away from, when the subject arises....
READ MORE...

AV Club review

The Onion AV Club included Sick in a bag of comics they reviewed. Scroll down to the bottom, past the Harry Potter stuff. There’s already hundreds of comments on the post, but it’s all people yelling at each other over whether a gay Dumbledore is canon. I really picked the wrong niche. If you’re interested...
READ MORE...

Hear my grumpy Bullwinkle-with-a-headcold voice

Just a little note here on ye olde Personal Bloge that i was recently recorded in conversation with Sean Ford for Inkstuds: http://www.inkstuds.org/gabby-schulz-interviewed-by-sean-ford/ It was quite an honor to be granted this brief sliver of attention in an otherwise deliberately apathetic culture/job market! I’m sure everything we said was incredibly insightful and uplifting, but since...
READ MORE...
life creeps

life creeps

You know you’re fucking up your brand when you need to make an “i’m not dead” post on your little website — but here i am. Sick is officially out, and i am still trying to figure out how much postage will be to mail it to people both domestic and abroad. It is just...
READ MORE...
CAKE and idiots too

CAKE and idiots too

Reminder i will be at CAKE this weekend, at the Secret Acres table, with my new book Sick (and i should be getting a box of them too so i can mail some out to people). Also here’s some doodles i just found in an old sketchbook:
READ MORE...
surprise photodump

surprise photodump

by way of justifying the $7/month it costs to keep this website up, and by way of apology for not caring enough to update it regularly in a post-instagram world, and also by way of explaining my phone broke and so i can’t use instagram anymore (anyone got a spare android w/ an at&t provider...
READ MORE...

truck dreamz

********putting pedestrian concerns out into universe******** If anyone is selling a ’90s-era Ford Ranger or Mazda S-series pickup with 4 cylinders, manual transmission, a decent (or replaced) transmission & engine, not totally rusted out, under 200k miles, with a camper shell, for under $3k…. hmu Hint this is my big plan for changing my life...
READ MORE...
Suicide Forest (a movie)

Suicide Forest (a movie)

suicideforest-movie-mp2 from Gabby Schulz on Vimeo. I made this little movie as part of my reading at a local comics reading event called Zine Not Dead II, which happened a few months ago. It is a short rough experiment in making moving images which was fun and educational and oddly cheap/easy. Clearly i’m no Bruce...
READ MORE...
TCAF, Sick

TCAF, Sick

Since this is my Personal Website, it’s my duty to bore everyone by clogging your bandwidth with self-promotional posts like this one. Dear anyone scrolling slow enough to care: i am presently en route to the Toronto Comic Arts Festival, where i will be trapped all weekend, peddling my little song of self-hate, my juvenile...
READ MORE...
better living through spreadsheets

better living through spreadsheets

The above spreadsheet represents a pathologically rationalist approach to getting out of Chicago. I’ve scored each state on a scale of 0 (“worst”) to 9 (“best”) according to my life’s present greatest ambitions and fears: 1. environmental toxins (including but not limited to ionizing radiation, fracking wastes, and agricultural runoff) 2. cheap rent (a dying...
READ MORE...
The only thing i know (5 of 5)

The only thing i know (5 of 5)

The full “comic” can be read in one page now HERE First page here Second page here Third page here Fourth page here Well that is the end of that little story. The world won’t care but i hope you liked it.
READ MORE...
The only thing i know (4 of 5)

The only thing i know (4 of 5)

First page here Second page here Third page here
READ MORE...