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truck dreamz

********putting pedestrian concerns out into universe******** If anyone is selling a ’90s-era Ford Ranger or Mazda S-series pickup with 4 cylinders, manual transmission, a decent (or replaced) transmission & engine, not totally rusted out, under 200k miles, with a camper shell, for under $3k…. hmu Hint this is my big plan for changing my life...
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Suicide Forest (a movie)

Suicide Forest (a movie)

suicideforest-movie-mp2 from Gabby Schulz on Vimeo. I made this little movie as part of my reading at a local comics reading event called Zine Not Dead II, which happened a few months ago. It is a short rough experiment in making moving images which was fun and educational and oddly cheap/easy. Clearly i’m no Bruce...
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TCAF, Sick

TCAF, Sick

Since this is my Personal Website, it’s my duty to bore everyone by clogging your bandwidth with self-promotional posts like this one. Dear anyone scrolling slow enough to care: i am presently en route to the Toronto Comic Arts Festival, where i will be trapped all weekend, peddling my little song of self-hate, my juvenile...
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better living through spreadsheets

better living through spreadsheets

The above spreadsheet represents a pathologically rationalist approach to getting out of Chicago. I’ve scored each state on a scale of 0 (“worst”) to 9 (“best”) according to my life’s present greatest ambitions and fears: 1. environmental toxins (including but not limited to ionizing radiation, fracking wastes, and agricultural runoff) 2. cheap rent (a dying...
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The only thing i know (5 of 5)

The only thing i know (5 of 5)

The full “comic” can be read in one page now HERE First page here Second page here Third page here Fourth page here Well that is the end of that little story. The world won’t care but i hope you liked it.
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The only thing i know (4 of 5)

The only thing i know (4 of 5)

First page here Second page here Third page here
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The only thing i know (3 of 5)

The only thing i know (3 of 5)

First page here Second page here
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The only thing i know (2 of 5)

The only thing i know (2 of 5)

First page here
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The only thing i know (1 of 5)

The only thing i know (1 of 5)

The first page of a 5-page “comic” that will be appearing in a collection of diary comics entitled A Process of Drastically Reducing One’s Expectations, out this Fall. I’ll post the next pages M, W, F, & M. Spread out that content. Not sure why but that’s what i’m doing?
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status deplored

Y’all, i’m pretty deep into the instagram and not very into my website atm. But i just finished a five-page watercolored story about nature that, if i could get photoshop on my new laptop, i would have posted up here today. But i don’t and so i didn’t, and instead i’ll go to work and...
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Spengler’s open-casket service

What is practised as art today — be it music after Wagner or painting after Manet, Cezanne, Leibl and Menzel — is impotence and falsehood. One thing is quite certain, that today every single art-school could be shut down without art being affected in the slightest. We can learn all we wish to know about...
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in search of the D (edited)

Not that i needed any more evidence that this cold, dirty, violent and bitter northern sports-city might be killing me, but this week a doctor diagnosed me with a severe vitamin-D deficiency, which could be the root of why my body & mind are falling apart. Hopefully that means my mood & health will improve...
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