doompillow-1

What you see here is an embroidered pillow which we recently constructed out of spare fabric and raw idleness. The second one of many, if our trajectory of rejection of popular culture and mass media continues. As our skills improve we might even start putting them up for sale! It would be a shame to let all those labor-hours remain alienated & non-productive.

doompillow-side

There’s the side view, complete with our awful stitching, to showcase the pillow’s comfy-looking girth. Maybe we should have stuffed it with a tad more petroleum product?

fuckedupigloo

And here’s a sad, fucked-up thing we made out of snow and ice while inebriated. We stopped because our mittens had frozen solid.