Aren’t these fascinatingly stupid times? This video is not a parody; in fact it’s playing in a loop on a free-standing tv console in at least one Amtrak station. Gabby’s Playhouse presents a special screening of your new FreedomCommand — RUN, HIDE, FIGHT:

Run! Hide! Fight! Just like our lower-primate ancestors! And as you’re cowering blood-smeared in a closet somewhere, or attempting to wrestle a legally purchased assault rifle from the hands of a juiced-up MRA, make sure to mutter a few curses about how anarchists and Phantom Muslims are the real threats to your happiness.

What’s really amazing is how many people will see this and have some response other than laughter out of exasperated & absurd despair.