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gabby's playhouse

Tag: moving

better living through spreadsheets

The above spreadsheet represents a pathologically rationalist approach to getting out of Chicago. I’ve scored each state on a scale of 0 (“worst”) to 9 (“best”) according to my life’s present greatest ambitions and fears: 1. environmental toxins (including but not limited to ionizing radiation, fracking wastes, and agricultural runoff) 2. cheap rent (a dying